Carolina Hard-Core Ecstacy

Sit On My Face: A Monty Python Ditty that pretty well dashes this site's “Family Friendly” pretensions.

The Bruces Philosopher's Song: Rush Limbaugh justifies his substance abuse by expounding on the bad habits of the great philosophers. Okay, I know Rush wouldn't know a one of this lot from a bagel with cream cheese, just work with me here. Another Monty Python Song.

Zappa Lyrics stolen from FZ Lyrics and Else Monty Python lyrics stolen from Monty Python Song Lyrics!