The Damn Cat page! Ha!
Just what the web needed: yet another page of snaps of someone's smelly animules.
So here's my lot. Enjoy!

 

Here's the pinup queen of the lot, Kathy cat.
She's an odd-eyed cat, too-which looks very cool.
This fool is Thomas. Occasionally known as Tommy Tommy Tommy.
He's a mighty hunter, and brings me a variety of "gifts".
He has an attitude, tho, he doesn't like petting or anything. He amuses me.
The Justly Famous Rob Roy McGregor.
His name was inspired by Berlioz' Rob Roy Overture, making him a cat w/his own theme song!
He's a loveable oaf.
He’s managed to parlay his good looks into a starring rôle in his own Webcomic!

Here's the best of the lot: Steve aka Larry, Jerry and Less Than Jake.
This little fella has hung w/me thru bad times and good.
He got lost when we first got to NY and managed to get found again by my ex-wife
(he was looking for her and got lucky)
since then he's never gone anywhere TOO far away.

Here's a freeloader who belongs to my downstairs neighbours.
Old Snoopy makes himself at home, nips right in the cat flap,
eats all the food he can, and sometimes sleeps with me.
It's just like having your very own cat!
Here's Tommy looking all alert and stuff.
What?!? I'm EATING here, pal!
Special guest star Raymond and Stevie hanging out in the linen closet.
Raymond is my older son's cat.
He has a LOUD meow, which my son gets to hear if he forgets to let him in his room.
He also likes to hug.
He came from the shelter. A fine place to find a cat.
Rob Roy and Tommy are often together; they like each other a lot.
Rob Roy and Tommy on my messy bed.
Okay Guise, where is Dad supposed to sit?
Two faces of Steve. Should mop that floor, eh?
Snoopy gets Goodly Stretched.
That tongue is ALWAYS out. Sometimes it dries out.
Snoopy’s like 13, so he's a grampa kitty.
Snoopy's not my cat. He “belongs” to the couple downstatirs.
I've told him that. He doesn’t listen. I know his ears work,
cos when the can opener kicks on, he materializes instantly.
Not bad for a grampa.
Here’s a funny looking cat, then, eh? This is Olivia.
She was to be snake chow at one time in her life.
Now she hangs out here. The cats like her alright, not that they can
figure out what to do w/her. She has the run of the house when I'm home
but has staked out the immediate area of the cage as “hers”; and that’s
where she holds court. If you don't pet her, she makes sure to remind you
to do so by giving you a nudge.
The poor dear passed on in August 2k6 at the age of 8. I miss her.
Señor Snoopage keeping it “Cool and Casual” on my front porch.
He sorta “disappeared” in June 2k5. He was 15..
Rob Roy rolls in the dust in my street. He gets so bad, you can plant potatoes on him.
Cat Schnoozin’ here. Like Meow n’at.
Oi! Mom’s takin our picture! Look away! Bwhahahahaha! NERR.
Here we have everybody pretty much getting along.
Sometimes you get little snits and swats.
But generally speaking, these are a happy lot.
Rob Roy and Tommy in close proximity as usual.
Madam Cathy Cat just hanging out.
“Why doncha stop playing with that silly thing and rub my tummy?”
Tommy looking all pensive here. He's prolly spotted something and means to catch it.
“I’ll bet it drives Mom nuts when he points that beepy thing at us and we look away.”
“Hey!, Hey!”
Here's little Lucy: She belonged to a customer who couldn't deal w/her,
I sometimes find homes for little ones in that situation,
but, the person wanted me to keep her.
So here she is. Yelling at me, as usual.
Miss Lucy is confuzzled by a Mini RC car that I have.
Olivia likes to sneak up on her, give her a nudge and scare the stuffin’ out of her.
I bought new bookcases. Rob Roy approves heartily cos it gives him another perch.
Steve hangs out and assists with web page authoring.
Kathy enjoys a favorite spot.
She doesn't dig being used as a headrest, though.
Shhhhhh. Tommy’s sleepin. Cats work hard, ya know.
Miss Lucy would like to speak to me regarding opening a nice can of something.
Tommy sleepin’ again, on the new bookcase-on top of a 1987 Standard Mileage Guide, in fact.
The cat bed gets a workout here.

And KITTENS Too!?!?
Meet Winnie(left) and PennDot(right)The Olsen Twins;
hanging in the pantry.
A gift of the ex, who's overrun w/cats.

Here's the whole PA contingent:
Winnie and PennDot(a roadgeek joke, she's a cat, she won't care.),
and The Late Mary Elizabeth(the big kitten).
Mary Elizabeth had a fun meow. She went “Errr-Mee?”
Sadly, she passed over Christmas 2k4; of an unknown illness. I miss her.
PennDot is keen to know what's going on.
Winnie has a stretch. Being a cat is hard work!
Little PennDot looking kind of pensive here.
After a session with the mousie attached to this bit of cat furniture, PennDot has a nap.
Here's Mister Steve, just cold lampin.
Winnie and Steve are kinda close; odd as Steve tends to be aloof;
odder yet as for awhile, Winnie would nurse him, and Steve would let her!
“Oh wow, Man!” Thomas is all tore up on Catnip.
Kathy abandons all dignity after an 8-ball of DEMON CATNIP!
Dammit, Mom, I'm SLEEPING here!
“I would like to register a complaint about this room!”
Olivia is Unhappy with her temporary quarters while her cage is being cleaned.
For those who might not be hip to the extent of my cat infestation,
this snap may give you an idea.
Popping a tin of food gets them all front and center pronto.
Then they all say they're starving after.
Lucy is on guard against mousies and stuff.
Oh, Hi Mom, I LOVE YOU!
Tom and Rob Roy in a fave location.
Rob Roy's really getting to be a lard-ass.
PENNDot figures anytime's good for a quick touchup.
Now where DOES that water go?
Fill up the water dish with fresh water;
and guess where Kathy goes to get a drink?
More Kittens!!!!
Mookie Wilson decides to REALLY get into his meal.
Mommy Winnie does her imitation of a petrol station.
Little Patches just gets all befuddled here.
Mister Steve just cold lampin’ again.
Little Patches and Roofie hang out on my printer/scammer/whateva.
Cathy Cat and the Mooksta are good friends these days.
It’s not hard to find them together. Mookie spends more time around Kathy
than he did his own mom!
Friends part 2: Steve and Winnie. Winnie doesn’t nurse him any more...
Mookie loves the bathtub. If the water isn’t running.
Mookie has the right idea, having a wash up in the bathtub.
If you pay attention to Mookie,
you have to pay attention to Patches!
Tommy and his New Car! Jan 2k6.
Rob Roy doing his Steamroller Impression. It’s pretty convincing.
Kathy digs my clock radio. No clue why, but she plants her bum on it all the time, often turning it on in the process. I think she knows that will happen, and does it on purpose.